Badgers House

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Great I spent half my life with you guys
Now you want to cut and rush me in front of my mothers eyes
I don’t know why you did it and you was high
Two face people die twice no lie
To all them a boy them a liar liar
With their mouths on fire they say it’s human nature
they are playing with lives
slowly burning wire
You’d better be aware cos in the end you’ll suffer
Two Face,two bait when it’s written on your face
Two fake, too straight when your out on the estate
after all the lies you’ve gone and spread about me
You put on your disguise and go on like we’re sweet

My father said to me one day
Is it red or blue for you?
And if its red you’ll be out the door
And I wont see you know more

Then one Saturday afternoon
He took me to Moss Side
He said My son your time has come,
This is a lesson in pride

You see the scum you never run
You stand and fight your ground
And when you’ve won on Derby Day
You’re sure to hear this sound

HARK NOW HEAR! THE CITY SING!
UNITED RUN AWAY!
And we will fight, forever more
Because of Derby Day!

Babylon is falling down
Everybody losing control
People use and abuse this world
And now they just taking a stroll
These times have changed

Time will tell, left in no wealth
You gotta start giving your love
Maybe then you will open your eyes
And end up in heaven above

There is light at the end of the darkness
Why don’t you come out and see? yeah
Some are prisoners of this world, Lord
But you were never right to be, these times

Babylon is falling, falling, falling, falling, falling down
Babylon is falling, falling, falling, falling, falling down

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

I can’t wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a fuckin’ minute

I can’t wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a second

I can’t wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can’t wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can’t wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can’t wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

I can’t wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a fucking minute

I can’t wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a second

I can’t wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can’t wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can’t wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can’t wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I don’t find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I’m on my way to the party right now (right now)

I don’t find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I’m on my way to the party right now (right now)

Because the brink, the brink, the brink

I can’t wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can’t wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can’t wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can’t wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

This song kinda represents how im feeling in life at the mo, things were pretty shit but looks like things are on the up.

Don’t worry about me, I’m gonna make it alright
Got my enemies crossed out in my sight
I take a bad situation gonna make it right
In the shadows of darkness I stand in the light

You see it’s our style to keep it true
I’ve had a bad year, a lot to go through
I’ve been knocked out, beat down, black and blue
She’s not the one coming back for you
She’s not the one coming back for you

If I fall back down, you’re gonna help me back up again
If I fall back down, you’re gonna be my friend
[x2]

It takes disaster to learn a lesson
You’re gonna make it through the darkest night
Some people betray one and cause treason
We’re gonna make everything alright

Well the worst of times, now, they don’t phase me
Even if I look and act really crazy
I went way down, she betrayed me
Now my vision is no longer hazy

I’m very lucky to have my crew
They stood by me when she flew
I’ve been knocked out, beat down, black and blue
She’s not the one coming back for you
She’s not the one coming back for you

If I fall back down, you’re gonna help me back up again
If I fall back down, you’re gonna be my friend
[x4] 

1. Wealth without work
2. Pleasure without conscience
3. Knowledge without character
4. Commerce without morality
5. Science without humanity
6. Worship without sacrifice
7. Politics without principle


—Mahatma Gandhi